"Fellow human beings from planet earth"
"Folks"
"Ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary folk"
"Friends and enemies"
guys, gals, non-binary pals
Ya'll
Monsters I found under the bed
Beings that may or may not exist
Probably not aliens
My fellow beans
Hello mortals
Dudes dudettes and dudon'ts
Cowards
Puny mortals
Weaklings
Mundanes
What do you think?