Buying the book: I can't wait to read this! *waits 3 years*
Start: nice characters, setting's described well, everyone's happy- oh wait, the moms dead. yep. she dead.
Reading: *cursing* ygTYGHGvftyhbgvfYHgBytg&^uhuyT^T75^7fr5^FR5^ytt6yUbt6U I CAN FINISH THIS ALL IN ONE NIGHT
Sad part: *sobbing* not luke. no. take james. kill him instead.
LGBTQIA+ Character arc: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2 different povs that have never met meet: *frustration at how much you know and how little they do*
Character development: *cries in proud*
OTP, but one of them has a crush on someone else: NOOHBUJIHBVGFYHUBGVFYHGVGHYV PLEASE GODS NO.
*squealing*
Your OTP turn out to be siblings: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Side character you got attached to dies: *slams book* NO. NO. NOPE. DIDN'T HAPPEN.
*crying*
You get interrupted while reading: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Favorite character turns out to be a traitor: *sobs in corner*
Introduction of new hot character: well hello there~
OTP kisses: *has to close book so that you can scream YES*
Cringey part: *starts muttering to self about how cringey it is* *closes eyes* *realizes that you can't read if your eyes are closed* *has 10 minute debate about opening them*
Plot twist: WHAT?!
Finding out that your friend reads all the same books: *instant bff*
End: *crying* NOOOO I NEED THE NEXT BOOK
There is no next book: AHHHHHHHH
What everyone else sees: *crazy person* just look away.....
After book's done: *frantically looks up fanfiction*