So at lunch i was sitting with this guy i know and his whole thing is making people uncomfortable in a funny way by over-explaining if that makes sense
So at lunch today i decided to give him a taste of his own medicine
Him: why didn't you get a salad? (i almost always get a salad)
Me: because i wasn't all that hungry. but i also am at the same time. it happens like that every... month or so
Him: oh. oooooh. *embarrassed face*
Me: yup being a woman is fun
Him: ...
Me: like as of right now i am actively bleeding
Him: why would you say that
Me: because. you try having a wad of cotton on a string shoved up your uterus
Him: umm...
Me: i meant a tampon by the way
Him: i know that
Me: oh ok cool. well i have to go. lunch is almost over. bye!
Him: oh okay bye