It's not a coincidence his name is Lucifer
He dares to claim that I hate Jim Halpert when I have written a 77,105 word fanfiction dedicated to self-shipping with Jim
You know what Luci? Last night I was dreaming. I became aware of my dream, so I thought, "I should do something. I should summon someone or something." Naturally, Jim Halpert came to mind. However, I decided against summoning him. I thought "you know what? Imma be different."
But I couldn't think of ANYONE ELSE to summon. So ha. There.
Luci dares to claim that I have never seen the Office when every "things you didn't know about the office" article i read never has anything i didn't know.
/j
I love you Luci /p