I've never finished my self-insert Office fanfiction
I've never met John Krasinski, or any cast member of The Office for that matter (i really wanna know what they're like irl)
I've never had a job interview
I've never had my own house
I've never seen AJR live
I've never published a book
I've never worked on a film set
I've never gone on a date
I've never kissed a boy
I've never been a male YouTuber commentator like Kurtis Conner
I've never gone on testosterone
I've never done a stand-up comedy show
I've never started a podcast
I've never been called "Dad"
I've never been called "Son"
I've never learned the ukelele or the guitar
I've never become fluent in Spanish
I've never lost my v-card
I've never played a drinking game with friends
I've never been to a pride parade
I've never been to a protest
I've never grown a beard
I've never watched The Office with a s/o
I've never officially dated anyone
I've never gone to a school dance with a date
I've never worn a full-on suit
I've never been someone's best man
I've never started a collection of LGBT children's books
I've never sang in front of an audience
I've never met someone irl who knows more about The Office than I do
I've never had a pet bearded dragon
I've never had someone try to recruit me for the military and fail
I've never been to the western hemisphere
I've never spent a day in NYC
I've never had someone say to me "I love you" romantically
I've never been called "sir"
I've never gotten a tattoo
I've never worn a binder
I've never had a pride flag
I've never driven a car