"yes, I am real"
"i had a girlfriend" *whispered, ominous, horrified voice*
"can i be the pineapple to your frying pan?"
"baby no, thats just a cookie"
"when my arm grows back, lets do an arm wrestling contest"
"you can't just light pumpkins on fire, Gerald"
"spicy toes, mmm"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbssssssss"
"mleh bebble"
"never gonna help you up~ wait no thats not right-"
"buffalo potato mystery days"
*dangling fish tank over ditch* "if you ever want to see your friend again, you need to get out of that ditch"
"onion birds, onion birds, onion birds" *chanting*