So, I was in a Video Call with my friends T and J. And I was feeling oddly feminine because I was surrounded by girls all day (Except for one guy, A) and it was rubbing off on me. So we were all in sports bras and I was messing with my friends because they were jealous of my DD and we were talking about how we wish we could trade (DDs are hell to bind, and I still look like I have a crushed B afterwards. I hate it so much). We were literally just messing around and showing off or whatever. Talking about how if we combined all our body's it would make the perfect female body (Curves, Ass, and Chest)
I wasn't even dysphoric about the whole thing, because even tho we were talking about being AFAB and bragging and showing off to each other. They still used He/Him and called me a guy they whole time with no slip ups. So no dysphoria whatsoever
And then T told A not to join the call (It's in a Group Chat so he can see). But naturally he joined and T freaked out trying to cover her chest and me and J were practicly flashing him. I was not even shy, I was just messing around with the straight friend because it was funny. And J was flat out showing off her chest to him while I was just messing around and subtly trying to get his attention. It was so much fun, and I didn't even care if he thought of me as a girl at that point. I was just having fun
And then T threatened to chop off his balls if he didn't leave, so naturally he left. He was sitting there in the call for like 10 minutes tho without saying anything. It was funny, because he literally avoided the whole GC for the next hour until we were done
And afterwards, I was literally laughing so hard. I kept teasing T about how she freaked out, and I said that the VC was literally Straight Guy Heaven and A agreed and it's hilarious. The thing is my chest is bigger than both my friends combined so it's even better because I was just making joke after joke and it was so much fun
Of course, I wouldn't do that in public. That would be dysphoria×10. But in a private chat with a few friends it was fine. I swear tho, me and J were just messing with A. He was so awkward after. It was so funny
-River