This expose is of all of us. every single headmate that exists right now. not counting mercury and CB because they've integrated into me. i tried my best to get stuff to expose lol but enjoy - Elysia, xe/they
Aleya:
Keeps making fun of humans and saying faun legs are better
Angus:
Token cishet white man in our collective /lh
Really wants to adopt all of our friends
Annalise:
The one all of our irl friends are terrified of for some reason
Token Brit in our collective /lh
Ash:
We know basically nothing about this man
What is he here for
Blaise:
We found out phe existed only because phe kept standing at the doorway of the fronting room, phe apparently lives there but phe's either silent as f*** or is simply in an area of the fronting room where we can't hear phex at all
Current:
Only ever fronts when we're at a pool, beach, etc.
Darya:
A literal tive of a robe /lh
We also don't know much about her
Uhh does being transfem in an AFAB body count as an exposable thing?
DM:
Once fronted for ten minutes, got the body dressed up in a different robe than our comfort robe and a few bits of jewelry soul found laying around, and then immediately deuced out back into the headspace
Eleos:
Has only ever fronted once for 2 hours and 18 minutes exactly, didn't even bother to make a Picrew or find a faceclaim. her current simply plural pfp is a painting of the Greek god eleos who they based their name off of. we also don't know where they live in headspace so we have absolutely no clue what they look like
Elysia:
Keeps thinking the collective is fake, causing someone else to come in and scream at xem about how it isn't for the umpteenth time
Keeps accidentally stealing the front from everyone
Ki:
Once made a piss kink slime on a slime app we have on our phone
Cofronts with Current surprisingly often
Kiddo:
Once asked a friend of ours what a columbiner was because he saw a convo we had with an online friend abt it. she's 5.
Is turning 6 soon!! doesnt know when soon is but soon lol
Kitia:
Simply doesn't give a shit about her exotrauma, talks about it really casually. it's kinda concerning
Lamb:
The one headmate who absolutely cannot stand people
Keeps leaving our group chats, causing another headmate to have to ask our friends to add us back
Lumi:
Once fronted while I (Elysia) was playing a conversion therapy game on Roblox bc our friends were also playing it
Was told by our queerplatonic gf (at the time) to not worry about Rainbow Dash and the jar next to her, also in said game
She worried about it. she was 5 at the time (she's now 7)
Once walked into a Spencer's with our friends (they made sure to keep cloud from going towards the back, Ash fronted shortly afterwards)
Keeps yoinking random people to front after plush is done fronting
Molly:
Is technically a fictive with 0 exomemories
When she formed, Reverie was super excited... until Molly revealed her lack of exomemories
The one headmate who really dislikes touch in meatspace but loves it in headspace
Nameless:
Can't be called out if you've never done anything
Olive:
Nonverbal headmate in a collective whose host loves to speak
The main person who spoke for them is now gone, so they have to use TTS sites to speak
Can exclusively type in run-on sentences
Ophelia:
Her source is absolutely horrible
Once caused another headmate to run away sobbing in headspace purely due to xyr source
Passerine:
You'd think she's a fictive of a character in the Passerine fanfic
WRONG, SHE'S A SONGTIVE OF THE ACTUAL SONG
Uses the gender the host coined to describe eir gender (passerinian)
Ren:
The one who basically has to clean up the other headmates' mess
Is the one who has to deal with awkwardly asking if we could be let back into group chats because Lamb left every chat again
Reverie:
Once, while on a call with friends and playing Skywars, kept making dark jokes about vaer exotrauma (everyone was okay with it don't worry) including the gem of "this isn't the first time a loved one of mine has died!"
Revolution:
A gay demiboy in a collective full of aroaces and lesbians /lh
Looks like an elven Bakugo, isn't actually a Bakugo fictive
River:
Actually the coolest headmate of us all
Impulsively got us elf ears for the elf-earred headmates (including blueself)
Sage:
Went into dormancy as a 3-5 y/o, came out as an 11 y/o
Has fronted exactly three times since we got simply plural, used to front a LOT of the time before we got it
Shadow:
Once took the front for two days straight
Basically a wannabe host /lh
Void:
This man is in permanent confusion about who it is, its role in the collective, etc.